Do you smell something?
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is illegal to start a fire. Especially when you start one in the hopes of meeting a fireman. Oh! But those Fireman Calendars drive me wild! Just knowing those big burly men are out there, waiting to hose things down! Like this one in New Orleans!
Well, after learning that fireman aren't "turned-on" by arsonists, even in imported plus-size lingerie, I decided to try a new approach.
Too subtle?
Doesn't work. Not yet. Maybe I should put my kitty out on a limb...
Don't worry about me,
VJ
It is illegal to start a fire. Especially when you start one in the hopes of meeting a fireman. Oh! But those Fireman Calendars drive me wild! Just knowing those big burly men are out there, waiting to hose things down! Like this one in New Orleans!
Well, after learning that fireman aren't "turned-on" by arsonists, even in imported plus-size lingerie, I decided to try a new approach.
Too subtle?Doesn't work. Not yet. Maybe I should put my kitty out on a limb...
Don't worry about me,
VJ
posted by Varla Jean Merman at
12:00 AM
3 Comments:
You are honoring our local heros.
At least tell people that if they judge you :-)
I was really expecting you to say pussy.
Lets see, I'll take Trey Parks, Alan Favalora, orMichael Sciortino Jr., but I do not think I have seen any of them at the Pub.
I never seem to be able to find firemen like the one in your picture. I like your initiative!
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home