Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Busy Lady!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am loving being in Boston, although I miss being in New Orleans on this oh, so special day, MARDI GRAS! Well, work calls, and Mama has to pick up the phone.

Phantom of the Oprah! with Ryan Landry and the Gold Dust Orphans begins on February 26th! The cast is amazing! And their talent is only matched by their kindness! (I know, I wish I had something catty to say, but I don't! I love em!) Here is a photo of me and the amazing Afrodite doing a scene! Click on the photo and get all the info on tickets, etc.

Me and Fro! Click on us!

I had such a ball in Stowe, Vermont with the sexy gays! What a trip! Thanks to Dina, the ASL interpreter! We had a ball! And thanks to Bobby, my dear friend who's a mortician and single, but also travels with me from time to time. Here we are in Stowe doing my "Hair Fan" number. Bobby is portraying the Mexican with the leaf blower in the lower right hand corner.

Me and Bobby.

Anyhoo, I was so honored to be the auctioneer at a benefit here in Boston at the W Hotel for "Community Servings." I was lucky enough to wear a gown made by Verna Turbulence. I love it!!! It is red with a pink "flocked" velvet pattern. LUV IT!!!

My gown by Verna Turbulence in the john at the glam W Hotel.


And here is a pic of me and Mark Meehan from Phantom of the Oprah! Yes, there is a love scene!!!! Mark was also is "Shut Up, Sweet Charlotte," my last "triumph."


Me and Mark Meehan. Sexy couple, right?

Well, I am off to rehearsal! That Ryan Landry is a regular slave master! But it is so going to be worth it! Mrs. Danvers stays at home curled up in the bed.

If looks could kill, I'd be a dead woman.

Don't worry about me,
VJ


P.S. Here I am with my newest colleague, Judith Light! AN AMAZING WOMAN!!!!!

Judith and I!


Monday, February 1, 2010

The Nanny Queen!

Ladies and Gentlemen,



Don't worry about me,
VJ

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Ugly Varla!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I'm on UGLY BETTY next Wednesday!

I'm on UGLY BETTY next Wednesday!

I'm on UGLY BETTY next Wednesday!


Can you believe it? On February, 3rd! Don't blink or you'll miss me! Uh, and now they've canceled the show! Was it my fault? You be the judge?

I'm on UGLY BETTY next Wednesday!

Having a ball in Boston rehearsing PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!, with Ryan Landry and all of the Gold Dust Orphans! It opens February 26th! I will do a video blog on Saturday from the photo shoot!

And if you guys have friends in Boston, tell them I am also doing a Valentine's show of all my love songs, as well as some brand new songs! A VARLA VALENTINE!, On February 14th, at 7pm, ONE NIGHT ONLY! Click on the image below for tickets! It's at Machine, in the Ramrod Center for the Performing Arts.


Come see me and warm me up! It's cold. Very cold!

Don't worry about me,
VJ

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Stowe Away!

Ladies and Gentlemen!





Don't worry about me,
VJ

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Big Dickens!

Ladies and Gentlemen,





Don't worry about me,
VJ

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Fort Lauderdale Juice Fest!

Ladies and Gentlemen!




Don't worry about me,
VJ

Monday, October 5, 2009

Shut up, California!

Ladies and Gentlemen,



Don't worry about me,
VJ