Do you smell something?
It is illegal to start a fire. Especially when you start one in the hopes of meeting a fireman. Oh! But those Fireman Calendars drive me wild! Just knowing those big burly men are out there, waiting to hose things down! Like this one in New Orleans!
Click here for the whole calendar!
Well, after learning that fireman aren't "turned-on" by arsonists, even in imported plus-size lingerie, I decided to try a new approach.
Doesn't work. Not yet. Maybe I should put my kitty out on a limb...
Don't worry about me,