Til Tuesday
Ladies and Gentlemen!
You Guys! The PSA I did for LOGO is up! Share it with all of your "friends."
It was raining in New Orleans, so Mrs. Danvers wouldn't go to the bathroom that morning either. LaSwan (Lady Across the Street Without A Name) was so nice to take us to the airport at 6 AM. She said she wanted to be sure I got to the airport and on the plane! She's very sweet, even though she did ask me to pay for a full tank of gas and a carton of Virgina Slims Ultra Light Menthol Cigarettes.
Mrs. Danvers sleeps while being chauffeured to the airport.
When I was laying over in Dallas, I tried to make Mrs. Danvers pee in the handicap stall in the bathroom by putting a bunch of toilet seat sanitary covers on the floor, but she wasn't taking the hint, even after I squatted down and did it myself. Instead, she kept peering under the stalls at other people using the toilets. I don't know where she learned that. But I really don't understand where she learned to tap on their shoes with her paw. She's a regular Ann Miller. But she can turn to the left AND to the right.
But, off to "rehearsal." We open tomorrow! And I have a live band! The Memanators, featuring Tom Shaw on piano, and Roberta Damke on drums! I love a gal with a stick!
If you like it then you better put a "click" on it.
Don't worry about me,
VJ
You Guys! The PSA I did for LOGO is up! Share it with all of your "friends."
It was raining in New Orleans, so Mrs. Danvers wouldn't go to the bathroom that morning either. LaSwan (Lady Across the Street Without A Name) was so nice to take us to the airport at 6 AM. She said she wanted to be sure I got to the airport and on the plane! She's very sweet, even though she did ask me to pay for a full tank of gas and a carton of Virgina Slims Ultra Light Menthol Cigarettes.
Mrs. Danvers sleeps while being chauffeured to the airport.When I was laying over in Dallas, I tried to make Mrs. Danvers pee in the handicap stall in the bathroom by putting a bunch of toilet seat sanitary covers on the floor, but she wasn't taking the hint, even after I squatted down and did it myself. Instead, she kept peering under the stalls at other people using the toilets. I don't know where she learned that. But I really don't understand where she learned to tap on their shoes with her paw. She's a regular Ann Miller. But she can turn to the left AND to the right.
But, off to "rehearsal." We open tomorrow! And I have a live band! The Memanators, featuring Tom Shaw on piano, and Roberta Damke on drums! I love a gal with a stick!
If you like it then you better put a "click" on it.Don't worry about me,
VJ
posted by Varla Jean Merman at
9:20 AM
5 Comments:
I wish you would perform in Texas! I told my husband I wanted to see you perform for my birthday in May, and he said, "but New Orleans is 6 hours away!"
No worries: I told him no show, no sex.
I really want to see Mitzi Gaynore too! She was amazing in "There's No Business Like Show Business."
Break a leg!
I especially love the nose laugh at the start of your PSA!
nuzzllep
Thank you!!!!
THE NOSE LAUGH!!! I didn't know I did that! That is so weird!
That PSA just cracks me up every time. Fantastic!
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