posted by Varla Jean Merman at
May be she has shoulder envy?
According to that card, any shoulder issue would be the least of my worries. Your shoulders are fab as are you!
The only problem with your shoulders is that they are too perfect! You were born beautiful and you can't help that! It's her problem, not yours.She just has to learn to accept her jagged, sloped, and sun-damaged shoulders. Then maybe one day she can accept your round, supple, heaving, milky white breasts.. I mean shoulders.
I LOVE YOU! LOL
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