Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Will Blog for Bingo!

Ladies and Gentlemen!

I am in Los Angeles, writing, taking in the sun, getting in shape, and giving my self-confidence a senseless beating. EVEN THE HOMELESS ARE HOT HERE! I'm not joking! And many are so witty!

Everyone wants to be in show business in LA.

Amazing that someone could be in that situation and still be able to try and make people laugh. Well, at least I always know I will have some sort of venue to create comedy, no matters what happens. Comforting.

Speaking of begging, last night I went to the Drag Bingo benefit at Hamburger Mary's on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood. WOW! The host, and a friend of mine, Bridgette of Madison County, was the ball caller, and she is so funny! People used to say that we looked alike, when she had longer hair! Which is odd because she is a man! Then again, Clay Aiken looks like a fem KD Lang, so go figure!

That's not me! That's a man, but with less make-up than me.
Bridgette, a few years ago....


Anyway, the best part about the evening, besides the bartender (GEEZ LOUISE! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE AN ANEURYSM FROM THE BEAUTY OVERLOAD!) was that Jennifer Love Hewitt was sitting next to me! Until they asked me to "please" leave her table. I mean, we are colleagues, so I thought I could sit at her table, you know, like in high school at the cheerleader table. Oh, I was removed from that one, too.

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Anyhoo, she looked gorgeous, from the back at least, even though she didn't recognize me. It'll come to her, maybe, when she comes home tonight and finds me in her front lawn. With the other attractive homeless people.

Don't worry about me,
VJ



4 Comments:

Blogger Geoff said...

"Clay Aiken looks like a fem KD Lang" and being asked to leave JLH's table left me LOL. You never fail to make me laugh, thank you!

February 5, 2009 at 2:36 PM  
Blogger Jakob DeMize said...

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February 5, 2009 at 5:11 PM  
Blogger Varla Jean Merman said...

Thanks, Doll! The truth. Ouch.

February 6, 2009 at 6:05 PM  
Blogger Geoff said...

The truth? About Jlove? No way!

February 6, 2009 at 8:46 PM  

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