Monday, March 9, 2009

Seeing double!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I just got off the plane from LA to LA (Louisiana). I am here filming the videos for my new show "VARLA JEAN AND THE MUSHROOM HEADS!" which opens in New Orleans on April 24th.

LaSwan (Lady Across the Street Without A Name) was outside to greet me, although when she saw me pull up, she darted back inside. She's pretty shy sometimes. I kept knocking for 3 hours and she finally heard me. When she opened the door, I couldn't believe it! There was a puppy, just like my Mrs. Danvers!

Seeing double without "help."

LaSwan named her Gracie, but I promptly changed her name to Rebecca. (Becks for short...) LaSwan said she got Rebecca because she missed Mrs. Danvers so much. Then she asked me when I was leaving again. It's nice to have a neighbor so supportive of my "career."

I'm off to Louisville, KY, for a show on Friday, much to the delight of Kentuckimanarians and LaSwan!

Don't worry about me,


Blogger christmas carol said...

Varla! I fouend your blog from Goeffs blog. He wroet some verey nice things about you and so many of them! You are an amaezing Queen! --CC

March 11, 2009 at 3:49 PM  
Blogger Varla Jean Merman said...

Thanks Doll!!!

March 11, 2009 at 7:27 PM  
Blogger Miss Aneeda Burger said...

I saw his post too! Ginormous fan of yours as well Miss Merman!

March 11, 2009 at 7:51 PM  
Blogger Miss Aneeda Burger said...

--Geoffs post that is, (life and times of a gay man in Idaho), thought you should know! By the way, your father (Ernest Borgnine) was on the big ER episode tonight!

March 12, 2009 at 9:02 PM  
Blogger Geoff said...

Hey Varla, hope the show went well! Several of my friends also want to see you in action, hopefully we'll all find a date this year to make that happen! That's an awesome pic of your babies!

March 14, 2009 at 11:08 AM  

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