Monday, April 13, 2009

Sunday in the park with me!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I was in Audubon Park in New Orleans on Sunday, bird watching. I adore the white swallow and make it a point to come every Sunday.

But no white swallow! Instead I found these items.

Black leather glove.

Maybe I've watched too many soap operas, and if I were in New York I wouldn't think anything of this. But, being in hot, muggy New Orleans, I can't help but think a chic strangler was on the prowl.

Moist lips.

Did the strangler use this before or after the crime. Neither, Jessica Fletcher! No one chic enough to wear a black leather glove in New Orleans in April is going to be using a generic brand lip moisturizer. Could this have belonged to the lady that is now in someone's trunk? I needed some Chapstick, but I decided not to take this no-name concoction. Besides, I tried it and didn't like the taste. Tasted like a strangled lady.


Oleander!

I love this flowering tree and they are so gorgeous here, right now. The tasty blossoms make stunning garnishes for omelets and desserts.

I waited around to see who owned this truck.

Firearms instructor and Nascar Fan.

I know he would be sexy, and I know I'd hate him. Both of which are qualifications for me to date someone.

The reason why this blog is as exciting as an Enya Concert is because I am opening my new show in a little over a week. I wanted to write about something else, so I was reduced to digging through bushes in the park. Well, I usually do that anyway, but without the camera. Well, I have taken a few shots in the bushes, now that I think of it.

Don't worry about me,
VJ

2 Comments:

Blogger Tori said...

I like to boil the oleander into a glaze for foods.

It knocks my dinner guests dead.

April 14, 2009 at 10:54 AM  
Blogger Varla Jean Merman said...

I'll try it!

April 14, 2009 at 3:53 PM  

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