Tuesday, June 2, 2009


Ladies and Gentlemen!

Do you have friends in Orlando? Because, I'm going to be performing there this week at the Parliament House! Friday thru Sunday during Gay Days! Want more info on the show?

If you like it then you better put a click on it!

Anyhoo, I was driving around New Orleans yesterday and thought to myself "If I had a baby, and I wanted to go to the Club all night, and I didn't want anyone I know to know that I was gonna be out all night, where would I put my baby?" Well, presto! My prayers were answered!

And at only $3.00 an hour! I can stay out for 10 hours and only be out of pocket $30? And, they are licensed "Class A!" Now I just need to get a baby. Well, another one. One that is in my custody. (No fault of my own. Velveeta just kept running away. If I hadn't lived near an interstate, no one would have ever known...)

Speaking of my baby...

Mrs. Danvers doing her imitation of Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's."
Actually, this may be her imitation of Bea Lillie in "Thoroughly Modern Millie."
I get them confused.

Don't worry about me,


Blogger Sarai said...

lolz... i hope you have fun in Orlando... you can adopt me!!! although you wouldnt need to leave me at a daycare... lolz, ahhh well, what ever you want is what youll get if you adopt me... lolz...
Luv Yahh!!!
p.s: come to New York sometime soon, I must see you...

June 2, 2009 at 7:13 AM  
Blogger Tori said...

Mrs. Danvers is more of a Ms. Lillie.

Does her "soy sauce" knock out white women too?

June 2, 2009 at 10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant wait to see you on Sat at
P-house...You are the best!!!! Finally I get to see Varla!!!! Yay!!! The only thing better than seeing you live would be meeting you live....but seeing you will do I suppose...
P.S. Give Mrs. Danvers a kiss for me.
Yours truly,
Mark Simpson
Thanx for being you:)

June 3, 2009 at 11:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're coming to see you. Yeah!! I tlked my friends into an impromptu trip to Whorelando this weekend. we'll be seeing you Saturday!

June 4, 2009 at 7:18 PM  
Blogger Priscilla said...

Mrs. Danvers looks like she's doing a Snoop Dog impersonation to me!

June 20, 2009 at 8:51 AM  

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